Motivational Poster Fan T-Shirts

Hug someone you love today.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Why Elephants Never Forget.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, unless you know something we don't.

I truly believe I was destined for greatness. Then I see a pile of excrement on the floor and I think'...Oh well!'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'

And remember this carrot doubles as a stick.

Snail Shoes

Grass is greener...

"We will rebuild!"

"Your problem is, when you have a window of opportunity, you usually jump out of the window."

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

"Sorry, Boss. I guess I wasn't thinking."

'I'll admit I was sceptical.'

"I like to stay positive."

Reluctant jogger.

'It saves me the trouble of constantly reminding myself what's my motvation.'

Have Fun

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"