Motivational Marvel Pillows

Chin up!

Go! Means NOW!

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Getting through the week.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Leadership never hibernates.

Anxiety of Change

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

Chicken Affirmations

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

'Give me a raise now please.'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

"Vision: It's what took a small workshop in the North Pole and turned it into the massive global enterprise we know today."