Motivational Marvel Mugs

Chin up!

Go! Means NOW!

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Getting through the week.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Leadership never hibernates.

Anxiety of Change

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Chicken Affirmations

'Give me a raise now please.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'