Motivation Irony Seeker Gifts

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Go team!

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

The Thinker and the Doer.

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

The Sky Is The Limit

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

The Red Carpet

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Seeing progression motivates.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Mush on."

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'You need to think outside the box.'

Eurydice in prison

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip.