Motivated Learner Pillows

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Exercise now!

"I'm still pre-literate."

'I did it all from memory.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Education and Apprenticeships

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Team Leader

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The Book Club

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Working out.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

The college of my choice.

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

New Year's Resolution. . .

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."