Devoted Learner Pillows

Praying for a place at university.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Books on running a successful school,

No room to hang his diploma.

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'

Maria Montessori

Zeal.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'

'How can we get 'retrained'. We never got trained.'

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

God Send Me a Sign

NFL is jerk to fans

'Ma, I got that job. Get over here quick and show me how to wash dishes!'

'I'm pretty sure I'm just seeing you due to bad eggnog, but still, as a principal I try to keep school costs down so I was wondering if you'd deliver these report cards while on your rounds?'

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'