"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"
Motif Critic Pillows
Add comfort and a splash of humor to their space. Our creative critic pillows feature clever designs that celebrate their love for critique and artistic insight.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"
"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."
"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'
"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"
Down With Wikipedia
"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."
This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?
"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."
'To much orange.'
"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."
"AI designed my statue."
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
Pop up begger.
"First the open floor plan, now this."
Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.
"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"
"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"
'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'
'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'
"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'
'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'
Pfft! I could do that.
Pillaging For Mom
"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"
"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."
'WHO is the architect here?'
Motif Critic Pillows Collection
Motif Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for creative critics—perfect for inspiring their day with wit and artistic flair.
Motif Critic Prints
Browse prints that showcase their passion for art and critique—thoughtful pieces that inspire and amuse.
Motif Critic T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to their love of critique and creativity—ideal for the stylish, witty reviewer in your life.