Mothers Day Gifts

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

'Better bring the pot back over here, Mom - Dad's still down a few cups.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"How can you be out of wings?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Butterfly Woman

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Prize vegetables.

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Just be yourself."

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'