Mother's Pride Pillows

'The good news is - there hasn't been a mouse in the house since he started taking lessons.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Acclaimed mother.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Proud Mum.

Single parents.

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

I got a hundred in school today... 50 in history, and 50 in maths!

Proud parent praise their child

"And these are the twins, Buzz and Buzz-off."

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"I'm prescribing my mother for your insomnia. She'll call you tonight to talk about her grandchildren."