Mother's Pride Pillows

'The good news is - there hasn't been a mouse in the house since he started taking lessons.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Acclaimed mother.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

She's good, but Mom's better.

Single parents.

"Isn't that adorable?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

Proud Mum.

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

National Mom Monument.

"And these are the twins, Buzz and Buzz-off."

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

Proud parent praise their child

I got a hundred in school today... 50 in history, and 50 in maths!

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

"But is my way the best way to do it???"