Mother Earth Admirer Gifts

Ecology

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

How Glaciations Begin

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Oil Spill

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Save the Planet.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

User friendly soil.

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

Caring for the planet

The Future is Feminist

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

The world at stake...