Mosquito Monitor T-Shirts

Fighting the Zika Virus

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Fighting Malaria

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Combating Zika

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

Nature Magnified

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'Gesundheit'

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

Medical School. No, the oath to do no harm doesn't include germs.

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

"You spoil that mosquito!"

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

Mosquito restaurants