
"Careful. That house has a taser."
Looking for a gift for the mosquito foe? Our collection features witty and fun items designed to keep those relentless bugs at bay. From quirky mugs to pithy t-shirts, these gifts celebrate the modern warrior resisting mosquito bites. Brighten their day with humor and practicality under one roof, making every mosquito encounter a little more bearable.
"Careful. That house has a taser."
10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.
"It's time I got a bigger sword!"
Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm
Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.
"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."
'Romance in Swampland'
Zika: War on Mosquitoes
"We may be stick in here for a while..."
"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"
'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'
The Last Mosquito
Fighting Malaria
The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.
'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'
The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus
'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'
' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'
The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.
Mosquito Carry Out
Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.
Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito
'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'
'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'
The hills were alive with the sound of midges
"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."
Tsunami for fleas
'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'
Mosquito restaurants
Insecticide.
'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'
'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'
'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'
Mosquito Season
'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'
Explore our range of funny mugs designed for the mosquito foe in your life—every sip will remind them they're on pest patrol.
Discover cozy pillows with witty messages about mosquito battles—perfect for any room and any mosquito foe.
Browse our collection of bold prints that celebrate the humorous side of fighting pesky mosquitoes—ideal for home decor or gift-giving.
Check out our humorous t-shirts, perfect for showcasing their victory over mosquitoes and adding some fun to their outdoor adventures.