
The Last Mosquito
Looking for a gift for someone who’s tired of swatting mosquitoes? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items designed to bring a smile to anyone battling those annoying bites. Whether they’re an outdoor enthusiast, a gardener, or just someone who hates mosquito bites, our products combine creativity and wit to make their fight a little brighter.
The Last Mosquito
Mosquito Carry Out
Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'
10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.
"Careful. That house has a taser."
Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.
Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm
AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.
'Romance in Swampland'
"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"
"We may be stick in here for a while..."
Zika: War on Mosquitoes
'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'
'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'
Fighting Malaria
Rest distracted by moles.
'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'
The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.
The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus
We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?
'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'
' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'
'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'
Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.
'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'
'Gesundheit'
The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.
The hills were alive with the sound of midges
'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'
"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."
"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"
"You spoil that mosquito!"
'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'
Explore our range of mosquito adversary mugs, perfect for anyone who loves a humorous twist on fighting those relentless pests.
Snuggle up with our quirky mosquito adversary pillows—fun accessories to lighten the mood during bug season.
Decorate with our witty mosquito adversary prints, a perfect way to add humor and personality to any space.
Check out our humorous mosquito adversary T-shirts, designed for those who battle bugs with wit and style.