Mosquito Banter Fan Pillows

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

The worm that churned!

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Asexual harassment.

'Romance in Swampland'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

What next?!

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

The Forgotten Men's Club

"At some point the process went wrong."

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

"That's kingsize?"

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'You call all this a side-effect?'

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect."