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Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Ball pit

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

The Habits of the Night Moth

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Why moths should not drive at night.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Piss Bull

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Foodie Bank

"I'm surprised you checked this out, Gracie."

'I think I'm a moth.'

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

'Oh, for cryin' out loud! Helen, I've gotta go, Harold is attacking the lamp again.'