Mortgage Specialist Prints

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Peter

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Standard & Poor

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Reverse Mortgage.

Canine Comedians

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Honey, I'm home.'

God bless our home equity line of credit.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'My final offer.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'