Mortgage Gurus Prints

Foreclosure

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

Standard & Poor

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

Canine Comedians

"Sold his air rights."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'This is close enough.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Ready?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

Life plan

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!