Mortgage Consultant Pillows

"It isn't generally realized, Mr. Tully, but we bankers are not in this business for the money."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Peter

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Standard & Poor

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Canine Comedians

Reverse Mortgage.

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Honey, I'm home.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

God bless our home equity line of credit.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

Repossessions

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'