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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I have good news on your investment portfolio. There's nowhere to go but up."

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'