Mortgage Strategist Pillows

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"I have good news on your investment portfolio. There's nowhere to go but up."

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.