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"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

In, out, shake it all about.

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Take a bow!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Do you mind?"

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"Shake yer booty!"

The Third Day of Christmas

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

'I can handle the green beer, but this...'

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I hate it when they pander to the Tik Tok vote."

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

"You were right to call me immediately."

"Right click twice, now left click."

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'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'