Morning Zombie Adventurer Mugs

'She's tired??? Does she have any idea how exhausting it is jumping on her head every morning at 3 AM?'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Late night teddy reading

Dead Funny

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The Zombie Awakes...

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Born of the Dead

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Sleepwalking to work.

Pranking Zombies

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."