Morning Sleuth Pillows

"Number 2. Step forward please."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'You've been killing files again.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Spy Satellite

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

School of journalism and politics.

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Scarecrow.

Net Zero Superstitions

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

I don't trust that guy.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."