Morning Sitter Prints

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"He's never up before eleven."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Give us a minute, honey."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"