Morning Risers Prints

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

French Early Bird

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

1,572 Performances.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee