Morning Serenader T-Shirts

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

Saxophone Player.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Occupational Hazards.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Love birds playing a guitar.

No Bruch!

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

My Violinist Valentine

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Double bass in space

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Guitar.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Chicken singing romantic songs

Romantic music.

Violinists.

Serenading with a guitar

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

A man gesturing at the moon

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"Sandpipers."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"Could you keep it down please!"

Violinist on a Beach

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"If I were a carpenter"

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Winter String Quartet

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."