Morning Routine Reformer Pillows

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"Give us a minute, honey."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Bad Hair Day

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

Morning Routine

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"