Morning Routine Reformer Pillows

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Give us a minute, honey."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Bad Hair Day

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Morning Routine

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees