Morning Routine Celebration T-Shirts

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'Would you like a push Dear?'

So Far So Good

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

Business man sees himself as a shark

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's time to wake up!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Household water use'