Morning Routine Celebration Mugs

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Household water use'

Sleepwalking to work.