Morning Ritual Master Mugs

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

David Attenborough's Morning

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

All we have in life is this moment...

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

OM, SWEET OM