Morning Monster T-Shirts

He awoke,regretting having installed a wrong side of the bed.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Full English Breakfast.

Broken Alarm Clock.

I hate monday mornings.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'I'm here for your coffee.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Awake and doing great"

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"