Morning Madman Mugs

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

I hate monday mornings.

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

Room service.