Morning Lounger Mugs

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Sleeping in?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Unabridged Dictionary

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.