Morning Laugh Seekers Prints

The Mid Morning Bird

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'