Morning Coffee Routine Pillows

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

So Far So Good

Business man sees himself as a shark

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Walking To School Simulator

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"