Morning After Navigator Pillows

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bookworm Sleepover

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

Tired Barbie

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."