Early Night Navigators Pillows

November: "It's only 4:15, but it's pitch dark!"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bookworm Sleepover

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Honey! We're home!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Books 'n' Carrots

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Happy hour.

'Damn early birds.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

How to save mankind...