Morning After Navigator Prints

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Bookworm Sleepover

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Tired Barbie

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"