Moral Relativism Thinker Pillows

'Naught or nice? Compared to whom: Lance Armstrong? Roger Clemens?'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

Slavery Reparations

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Caption Contest TK

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Idealist'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'