Moral Reflection Pillows

Statues have been removed die to steroid use by heroes.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"What was I thinking?!"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

What else is there to wish for?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

That party went well.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."