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The Tortoise and the Hare

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

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The tortoise and hare

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"Remember, dogs go woof! Just as long as you can get enough petrol on them."

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"