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The softer the head the louder the socks.

A horse racetrack never works right after it's fixed.

'Tunnel of tough love'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'What did you learn at university today?'

A Bug's Life Advice

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'