Moral High Grounder Pillows

'Why do you have such a holier than thou attitude, Sid?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Mass Confucian

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'I just don't get it. The new motivational posters aren't helping at all!'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

Good study habits based on honesty will serve you well all your life! Employers look for trustworthy people who don't cheat! Values Assembly. Who's she talking about? It sure doesn't apply to me. I'm going to be a hedge fund manager. Yeah? Well, I'm headed to Hollywood!

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'