Moral Guidance Pillows

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Ethics exam cheater.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'Idealist'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

Mass Confucian

Trump Bible photo op

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'