Moral Artist Pillows

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Lord Byron

BLESS YOU

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

The Mother Of Damocles

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Turns out the love of money wasn't the root of all evil."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

The tortoise and hare

Trump Bible photo op

"Why are we here?"

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"I've never quite figured out how it works. For years, you're on the right side of history, and then one day, you're not!"

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

Hell's Ethics

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

"Unless you can prove their training was cruelty-free, you don't have a chance in this business."