Moonlover T-Shirts

Sing Wolf

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Head over Hooves

ET Mishap

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.