Moonlit Dinner Lovers Mugs

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"