Moonlit Dinner Lovers Mugs

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."