Moonlit Diners Mugs

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Linguini for two?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

'Isn't this romantic?'

Goodnight Moon

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

The Moonlight Sonata

Floating away

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"Do you want me to seat you in the 'Had sex this morning' section or the 'Had a fight this morning' section?"