Moonbeam Swinger Pillows

Swinging on a star.

High-gravity baseball

Lady of the bath...

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Catatonic

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"But I use all of them!"

Pole Star

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

'It's all about location, location, location!'

A day in the life of a dog.

King Richard I

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

Custer's last tan.

'How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a while?'

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar Bear.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Let me just correct some fake news from July 20, 1969. Neil Armstrong got cold feet, so it was me who first stepped onto the moon's surface! After planting the flag I waited patiently for Neil, who finally emerged...As for Buzz Aldrin, I can't remember h

'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"I've solved the windowless office problem."

"This should put me in good with the boss. I' sending my report with a sunny spot attachment."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"