Moonbeam Swinger Pillows

Swinging on a star.

Lady of the bath...

High-gravity baseball

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Catatonic

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"But I use all of them!"

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Pole Star

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

'It's all about location, location, location!'

A day in the life of a dog.

King Richard I

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Psychotic mood swing.

Custer's last tan.

'How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a while?'

Bipolar Bear.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'

"This should put me in good with the boss. I' sending my report with a sunny spot attachment."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"I've solved the windowless office problem."

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'