Moon Rock Enthusiast Gifts

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Elton John'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Glimpses One Dollar

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

A full moon

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."