Moon Rock Enthusiast Gifts

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Glimpses One Dollar

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

A full moon

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Employment demands

Moon Romance