Moon Rock Collector Pillows

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'I am a selenite, not a lunatic.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Swiss-army rock...

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

One afternoon on mars.

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'