Moon Rock Collector Pillows

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'I am a selenite, not a lunatic.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Mark Knopfler.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Moon Souvenirs

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

Swiss-army rock...

Ronnie Wood

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

It

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'